
Hold The Baby
Greg's solo this episode, recounting the immense pressure placed on him to hold his sister's newborn child at a recent family gathering.
Greg's solo this episode, recounting the immense pressure placed on him to hold his sister's newborn child at a recent family gathering.
This episode isn't about orgies. I'm not lying. It's not. Don't get angry when you find out for yourself that it has nothing to do with orgies.
Autumn wants to date someone. Autumn doesn't want to date anyone. Autumn wants someone around. Autumn wants to be left alone. Autumn says knows what she wants. Autumn doesn't know what she wants. Are you the one she's looking for?
A strange journey this show is. The randomly assigned topic was "Fuel," which started a conversation about the band from the 90s, and ultimately lead to a discussion about Numbers Stations, radio stations that broadcast creepy messages intended to relay information to spies. It's a good one.
Autumn claims she's poor, though she has no real idea what her monthly expenses are. Are her cries of poverty valid? Listening is the only way for you to find out!
On stage, on the air, in life, there's always a performance going on. And in bed. Though unfortunately Autumn and Greg didn't talk about that. Sorry, pervs!
Autumn and Greg dig into the podcasting landscape and explore shows similar to their own - podcasts that focus on "one topic," or something close - ultimately ranking them. SPOILER: They're all better than this version.
...and you'll still have to work many days in your life. So, maybe stop approaching it that way.
When you feel sad, buy dishware. Deal with anger by getting new shoes. An ottoman cures depression. Consumerism! The cure for all that ails!
What's the future of our reality? Will people really want to live in a simulation, where they can buy a new face and trade credits for personality traits? Probably.
Count Autumn and Greg out.