One Topic (Now Known As Potato Sandwich)

In A Car, Getting Coffee, With No Comedians

Why would you even want to have a conversation with a comedian?

So Cool

Autumn asked Greg if she is cool. He said "no."

(F---) Forgiveness

In this time of calamity, Autumn has implemented a personal philosophy stating it's important to forgive - others and yourself - as we try to navigate the unknown. Greg doesn't initially agree, his stubbornness to change rooted in cold-cuts.

Greg Needs A Routine

Lacking structure, Greg needs a routine before he fades into nothingness. Autumn tries to get him to grow up.

Sweaters v Hoodies v Jackets v Coats

Even in this time of quarantine, the great debate rages on. What's the difference a sweater and a hoodie and a jacket and a coat?

 

We Have No Clue

With the state of of things, what are we even supposed to do a show about?

Favorite Movies From Childhood

All this corona induced social distancing has left Greg with a lot of time; time spent productively re-watching all his favorite childhood movies. This is surely an effort to remember a simpler, happier, non-virus pandemic life. As an exercise, he's narrowed these movies down to a top five list, and asked Autumn to do the same. Join the two as they hide in nostalgia, purposely oblivious to the real world around them.

Parents

No matter how good they were, your parents, in some way, screwed you up. There's no escaping it, because really, who the hell knows how to raise a child? And now Autumn has moved onto screwing up her own offspring, while Greg has been too busy screwing up his own life to have any kids of his own.

Being Sick

Is there anything more demeaning and pathetic than being sick? How weak you are. How embarrassed you should be. You should be stronger than this. What are you, some kind of normal human?

Gambling

Autumn has the potential to form a gambling habit. But it's not too late.